The Love Potion/Transcript


 * Mr. Narrator: Setting- Cyberworld Park. We see our hero (Teleram) running, wearing a sky-blue T-shirt that reads "KEEP CALM AND BE AWESOME".


 * Ram: DAILY WORKOUT!


 * Mr. Narrator: 2 SECONDS LATER...


 * Ram: Need... (gasp) WATER! (collapses)


 * Mr. Narrator: An elderly couple walks by. The couple looks down at Teleram, shakes their heads


 * Man: Kids these days...

[ Theme song plays]

''Setting- The Markel house. Cut to Mariah's bedroom, where Mariah, but now much, much, MUCH, more pretty, wakes up, panting heavily.''


 * Mariah: Whoa! A nightmare. Thank heavens it isn't real. (looks around) Barney? Oh Barn- wait. Why am I looking for that big, fat, purple idiot of a dinosaur? How can I be attracted to him? He- he's- wait. I never think that way. NEVER! And yet- Yet- (long pause) I'VE CHANGED!

(Setting - Team Omniverse HQ. Cuts to our heroes checking the "Mariah Monitor".)


 * BNFB: WHOA... what is UP with our sworn enemy? She's speaking with Grandma Nicholson about the nightmare Mariah just had! And the best part? SHE DOESN'T LIKE BARNEY ANYMORE!


 * Ram: And kinda hot, too.

(BNFB and Star stare at Teleram)


 * Ram: What? I mean, you have to admit it, she is -


 * Star: Yeah, we know, it's just really awkward hearing that from you.


 * BNFB: You deserve a WHOPPER for saying it, 'Ram.


 * Ram: What? I'm just stating my opinion.


 * BNFB: So, no whopper?

(Back at the Markel house...)


 * Mariah: (On the phone with Jacob) Jacob, do you know what just happened?


 * Jacob: (Through phone) You wasted all the money you were saving for 2014?


 * Mariah: No, I had a nightmare last night, and I've changed!


 * Jacob: (Through phone) Wow. Can you take a picture and order double prints? (Starts to laugh, but Mariah hangs up)


 * Mariah: I've had it!!!!!!!! Double prints... HA! Now, what should I do? (starts pacing around the room) Ooh, I know! I'm going to invent a love potion, seduce BNFB and Star, and spray the potion all over them. Then they'll fall in love with me and will be DYING to join my team and I. (laughs) But first... (Goes over to Barney that's sleeping) Hey, you big purple jerk! Wake up.


 * Barney: (Wakes up and sees the new and improved Mariah Markel) ...Mariah? What's gotten into you?


 * Mariah: I had a nightmare last night, and I've TOTALLY changed! Also, Barney, I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU ANYMORE!


 * Barney: But...why?


 * Mariah: 'Cause I don't like you anymore, and it's settled - we're getting divorced. (Waves divorce papers in face; kicks Barney out)


 * Barney: No! NO! (bawls) NOOOOOOO! WHO CHANGED MY WIFE?

(Time card: 3 HOURS LATER...)

(Setting - The HQ halls. Cuts to Mariah sneaking in to The Lab with a formula for a love potion and a backpack.)


 * Mariah: (looks at the formula) Pepe Lè Pew's fur? Check. Matta Hari's lipstick? Check. A strand of Henry VIII's hair? Check. Scraps of fan letters to Marilyn Monroe? Check. (grabs a round beaker and puts the contents into it) Lastly but not least, (looks in backpack) Chanel No. 5 perfume? (takes out perfume) Checky-check-check. (pours the perfume into the beaker, takes out a large spoon, and starts stirring the ingredients together)

(But, the alarm rings!)

(Team Omniverse comes in)


 * BNFB: Hold it right THERE, Mariah! You see the sign? "NO MARIAH MARKELS ALLOWED."


 * Star: And what is THAT thing in one of our beakers?


 * Mariah: It's... uh... it's a little potion I'm brewing up to return me to normal.


 * BNFB: You're lying! (Takes the formula and reads it) These ingredients are INSANE! I mean, you even shaved Pepe Le Pew for that 1st one!

[Phone rings]
 * Mariah: (Runs after BNFB) Give me back my formula!
 * Star [answers phone]: Hello? Ok, I'll tell her. Mariah, Pepe says he wants his fur back!


 * Mariah: I don't care! Give me back my formula or I may destroy you with this! (Pulls out the love potion)

[Multiple phones ring]
 * BNFB: Never! I'm going to throw away this formula and empty that beaker!


 * Star: (To Mariah) Also, Matta Hari wants her lipstick, Henry VIII wants his hair lock, and Marilyn Monroe wants her fan letter scraps.


 * Ram: Uh, you DO know they're all dead people, right?


 * Star: Yeah, but their GHOSTS want 'em back.


 * Mariah: Take that! (Grabs a potion named 'Weak-ifier' and pours it all over BNFB and Starman, while Teleram and his team watches outside in HORROR)


 * Ram: Oh no...


 * Wile E. Coyote: [Pulls sign out] What the HECK is in that beaker Mariah's got?


 * BNFB: Here's the formula, Teleram! (throws Telly/'Ram the formula) Quick, burn it before--

(A vortex appears and gobbles up Mariah, and as it disappears the Lab goes BOOM!!!)


 * BNFB: Well, that means I have to repair the damage.

(Setting: Mariah's bedroom. Vortex appears, throws Mariah into her bed and disappears)


 * Mariah: What the heck was THAT all about? Ah, well. Better luck next time... I guess. I think I'm going to go out for a little walk in the Cyberworld. Be more, ah, social. (looks at herself in the mirror) Those Omni-idiots ruined my hair! And clothes! Now I hate them even more.

(Setting: Outside. Music plays as Markel walks down the Cyberworld streets.)


 * Mariah: (walks past two men)


 * Man on street #1 and #2: (wolf-whistles at Mariah)

(Mariah observes as a plenty of other men on the street whistle, faint, or do a wild take as she walks past)


 * Mariah: Hey, that reminds me... STARMAN!

(Setting: Team Starman HQ. Mariah is standing at the door, with a water bottle in her left hand. She looks incredibly- and I hate myself for writing this- hot.)


 * Mariah: (reminding herself of her plan) So I just seduce Starman, that is, make him fall in love with me, and then I pour this (looks at the water bottle) all over him, just to make him fall in love with me MORE. Heh heh... (rings doorbell)


 * Star: Oh, hello, how may I - (sees that it is Mariah) WHAT DO YOU WANT?!


 * Mariah: You. (pushes Starman slightly to the side so she can go through the door)

(More coming soon...)

Cast

 * Tara Strong as Mrosem6
 * Richard Horvitz as TheStarman, Man #1
 * Doug Walker as Teleram, Mr. Narrator
 * J.G. Quintel as Bill Nye Fanboy, Man #2
 * Jeff Bennett as Barney
 * Sam Vincent as Jacob, Elderly Couple