War Of The 2 Frankies

(Episode begins with shot of a stage. Teleram comes out of the curtains, smiling politely.)


 * Tel: (to the audience) Hello, everyone! I just wanted to warn you that the episode you are about to watch contains lots of blood, gore and BNFB-type humour, so adults, maybe you should give your kids an early bedtime instead of letting them watch this. Lots of violence and jokes thought up by BNFB are stuff that a child should never watch. It's bad for them. (clears throat) Just to let you know! Uh, bye, I guess. Um, yeah. (leaves stage awkwardly)


 * Solid Frankie: WHO CREATED THIS? WHO??? [sic]
 * Liquid Frankie: ME [sic]
 * Solid: Is this Teleram or Starman, be honess [sic] or i tell MADperson [sic]
 * Liquid: FRANK CORNELIUS JOHNSON JR. (me) CREATED THIS! Also how can TeamOmniverse create my account? My father made THIS account [sic]
 * Tel: who are YOU [sic]
 * Solid: It's probably Starman. And what's my PASSWORD. [sic]
 * Liquid: IGNORING [sic]
 * Starman: Why is everyone accusing me about making fake accounts?
 * Solid: OK: 1. I'm te [sic] REAL Frank Johnson; 2. Tell me who you really are or i'll [sic] either get [sic] MADperson or MikeSmash9 to block you. BNFB or Starman, hbe [sic] honess [sic] or your [sic] blocked.
 * Liquid: @Imposter Frankie: 1. I'm the OFFICIAL AND HONEST Frank Johnson; 2. Like number 1 @Starman: MEET ME AT CHAT
 * Solid: Ok, if it wasn't Starman or Teleram, That's leave [sic] it to BNFB or Mariah. TELL ME YOUR PASSWORD AND WHO EVER YOU ARE OR I'LL GET MADPERSON TO BLOCK YOU [sic]. They changed my IP adres [sic], since i [sic] went somewhere else.
 * Liquid: @96.241.196.35: that prooves [sic] YOURE [sic] the imposter [sic]
 * Tel: I'm pretty sure FrankCJohnsonJr is the actual Frankie.
 * Liquid: THANK YOU
 * Tel: You're welcome
 * Solid: I [sic] the REAL Frankie, I was at my aunt's house for Easter, which when i [sic] got on the computer it changed my IP adress [sic], now i [sic] know someone who [sic] created this account, and it's either...BNFB or Mariah. NOW TELL ME MY PASSOWORD AND WHO YOU ARE OR MADPERSON WILL BLOCK YOU.
 * Liquid: IF YOU ARE THE REAL FRANKIE THEN USE PROPER SPELLING
 * Tel: Frankie never uses proper spelling
 * Starman: "That prooves YOURE the imposter." <--- Irony
 * Tel: Never mind what I said about FrankCJohnsonJr being the real Frankie, I don't know which one's the actual one.
 * Liquid: THAT PUNK STARMAN CALLED ME LIQUID FRANKIE
 * Solid: ME. Cause, i always annoys [sic] you, Starman, and BNFB more than that imposter [sic].
 * Tel: What about me??
 * Liquid: ME. BECAUSE THE FRANKIE ABOVE IS A SOLID FRANKIE
 * Tel: @Solid Frankie: What about me?? WHAT ABOUT ME?
 * Solid: And Teleram, sorry.

Cast

 * Doug Walker as Teleram
 * Richard Steven Horvitz as TheStarman, FrankCJohnsonJr
 * Dan Castellaneta as Frankie