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Adam: YOLO

Andy: YOLO, you only live once The battle cry of a generation This life is a precious gift So don't get too crazy It's not worth the risk

Adam" You know that we are still young So don't be dumb Don't trust anyone 'Cause you only live once

Kiv: Uh, you only live once That's the motto So take a chill pill Ease off the throttle (Yeah)

Jorm: Never go to loud clubs Cause it's bad for your ears Your friends will all be sorry When they can't hear

Andy: And stay the h**l away from drugs Cause they not legal Then bury all your money in the backyard Like a beagle

Kiv: You should never trust a bank They've been known to fail And never travel by car, or bus Boat or by rail

Jorm: And don't travel by plane And don't travel at all Build a bomb shelter basement With titanium walls

Andy: And wear titanium suits In case pianos fall on ya And never go in saunas Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas

Kiv: And never take the stairs Cause they're often unsafe You only live once Don't let it go to waste

Adam: You know that we are still young So hold off all the fun Cook your meat 'til it's done Cause you only live once

Jorm: Yeah And here's another piece of advice Stay away from kids 'Cause their hair is filled with mad lice

Andy: There's no such thing As too much Purell This a cautionary tale, Word to George Orwell

Kiv: So don't 1984 Send these plugs into sockets Always wear a chastity belt And triple lock it

Jorm: Then hire a taster Make him check your food for poison And if you think your mailman is a spy Then destroy him

Andy: No blankets or pajamas They can choke you in your sleep Two words about furniture K***ing machines

Kiv: Board your windows up The sun is bad for your health And always wear a straight jacket So you're safe from yourself

Kendrick: Take no chances (no chances) Stop freelancin' (right now) Invest in your future Don't dilute your finances (uh huh) 401K, make sure it's low risk Then get some real estate (how much?) 4.2% thirty year mortgage That's important, that's a great deal And if you can't afford it Don't forge it on your last bill Renting is for suckers right now A dependable savings And you'll retire with money in your account Beast

Lonely Island: YOLO, say no no Isolate yourself And just roll solo Be carefulo You oughta look out Also stands for YOLO

Adam: You know that we are still young Burn the prints off your thumbs Then pull out all your teeth So you can't bite your tongue Only on this earth for a short time, time So don't go outside, cause you don't wanna die, die Just take our advice and hide And scream YOLO to the sky

Lonely Island: You oughta look out