Brad McKinney Begins/Transcripts

This is Brad McKinney The crew at Warner Bros. Animation agreed to start working on the episode by after the Season 3 finale which I couldn't reveal for secretive reasons. Warner Bros. Animation would like to offer you some sketches (Other than the main sketches) as some of the possibilities for The Adventures of SharkBuzz and Lavagirl/Barneytubbies. If you don't like the sketches, I can work with Warner Bros. Animation to revise the sketches Please contact me back as soon as possible. I'll get the sketches by tommorow Sincerely, Brad McKinney I assume these two people that our interrupting our own conversation. I also believe that the same people are from a so-called "Team Omniverse" along with somebody named "Starman" As soon as I get your "idol" Barney the Dinosaur to fly over to Warner Bros. Animation in Burbank, I'll soon co-operate with you to work on the sketch. Sincerely, Brad McKinney
 * Brad: Hello, Ms. Mariah Markel, I am Brad McKinney, hired by Warner Bros. Animation in Burbank, California. I am here to prepare for the upcoming Season 4 episodes of the Cartoon Network series, MAD. And one of those episodes is the highly requested The Adventures of SharkBuzz and Lavagirl/Barneytubbies. I am here to tell you about what will happen in the upcoming episode so we'll include it in the actual episode. I will include a guide later on so it can be slightly easier for you to decide. Sincerely, Brad McKinney.
 * Barney: What a super-dee-duper replacement for my jobs!
 * Rose: Thanks Brad! Barney, you can't replace your jobs! What about my money? :(
 * Brad: Dear, Ms. Mariah Markel
 * BNFB: Hey Brad! This is Randy Marako - I've secretly worked at WB Animation since MAD begin. I've been flooded with requests for episodes, including Skylander High/Charlie Brown in Charge. I decided to air THAT episode over The Adventures of SharkBuzz and Lavagirl/Barneytubbies, because it's better. In case anyone asks, Skylander High is not Monster High + Skylanders - it's Sky High + Skylanders. So I'm going to burn every letter you send to Markel. I'll get the segments soon. Signed, Randy Marako
 * Ram: Dear "Brad McKinney", Hello, my name is Teleram and I am a great fan of MAD. I know that you aren't actually Brad McKinney- stop pretending to be him. I can see through your disguise. I don't know exactly who you are, but my guess is a guy who had been reading about the feud between Mariah, Bill Nye Fanboy, Starman and I going on in Mad Cartoon Network Wiki and this one. Stop. I think you're trying to join the fight but all you're actually doing is being silly. Just stop. And 'Bradisyourguy'- seriously? With all due respect, Teleram
 * BNFB: And, "Randy Marako" is really BNFB.
 * 'Brad: Dear, Ms. Mariah Markel


 * Brad: Look, thanks to a mistake on HIT Entertainment's part, I've lost my job and now I can't feed my kids for the next week. Barney and I offered to hire you as a voice but you wouldn't let me so the client (you) has been lost and my employer just fired me.

I am crying right now. Thanks.

Brad McKinney


 * Brad: Dear Ms. Mariah Markel

My employer just allowed me to get my job back, and episode is done and great and I will send you a paycheck for partially "working" on the episode which is roughly $500,000 dollars in a paycheck

Don't worry, Barney told me your address and I will send it right now, and the check will be there in about Friday.

Thanks for your help.

Sincerely, Brad McKinney


 * Rose: Brad, thanks for the money, but where's Barney?


 * Brad: Dear Ms. Mariah Markel

The check should be at your door and/or at your mailbox, have fun with your new money!

Sincerely, Brad McKinney

Mrosem6
(chants) Money!

Bradisyourguy
Good, now go look outside your door, or go look in your mailbox.

Sincerely,

Brad McKinney 03:59, March 3, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy Did you see the money infront of your door outside, or did you look in your mailbox?

Respond to me ASAP

Sincerely,

Brad McKinney 18:18, March 3, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Sorry! I don't think the money was sent to my house! Seriously, WHERE'S BARNEY? 21:41, March 3, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy You want more money? We gave you your money.

I took a drive to the post office and then I saw someone with a coat and a fedora. We don't know who he is, but he said "Is this for Mariah Markel?", we said "Yeah" and he took the paycheck.

So yes, we gave you your money.

Sincerely,

Brad McKinney. 21:51, March 3, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Did he know my address? 21:54, March 3, 2013 TheStarman TheStarman You know what?

I was the guy that took the money. 21:56, March 3, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy Oh, YOU took the money?

Seeing how you like to call yourself "Dr. Ignatius J. Reilly III" the guy in the fedora and the coat had the nickname IJR.

Well, sorry Mariah, looks like IJR took the money. Edited by Bradisyourguy	 03:04, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 That's ok! Now where's Barney? 22:04, March 3, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy I captured him. 22:07, March 3, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 WHAT?! You can't do that! I love him! :'( 22:12, March 3, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy If you really want to save him, you HAVE to go to Burbank, California. As we held him as hostage in our basement in Warner Bros. Animation Studios.

Have fun in Burbank! 22:16, March 3, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 No, Mariah! LEAVE BARNEY CAPTURED! 23:14, March 3, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 I'm not going until my birthday if my grandparents say that it's ok! 23:27, March 3, 2013 TheStarman TheStarman Then I guess Barney won't be here until next year! 23:31, March 3, 2013 Teleram Teleram YESSSS 23:36, March 3, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 He's already in Burbank! 23:48, March 3, 2013 TheStarman TheStarman ....trapped in a basement by Mr. McKinney. 00:05, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Is not! 00:14, March 4, 2013 BarneySuperDeeDuper BarneySuperDeeDuper Is true! 00:22, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Barney! (hugs you) Oh Barney, I was so worried about you! Please don't leave again! I miss you! 00:38, March 4, 2013 BarneySuperDeeDuper BarneySuperDeeDuper I'm still stuck in the basement in Warner Bros. Animation Studios!

How are you hugging me? 00:40, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Oh, right! Are you locked in? 00:46, March 4, 2013 BarneySuperDeeDuper BarneySuperDeeDuper Of course! 00:48, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Oh no! 00:50, March 4, 2013 Teleram Teleram Oh yes! 01:08, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Don't worry, Barney! I'll unlock you out...wherever the key is! Barney, where's the key? 01:22, March 4, 2013 BarneySuperDeeDuper BarneySuperDeeDuper I don't know! 01:23, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 (as I look for the key) Key, key, where's the key? (clink) AHA! There you are, key! (grabs the key, unlocks the basement door, and opens it) 01:28, March 4, 2013 BarneySuperDeeDuper BarneySuperDeeDuper Why are you opening the basement door in the message wall? 01:43, March 4, 2013 Teleram Teleram Wow... Barney actually said something smart for once. 02:21, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 You were stuck in the basement, remember, Barney? 03:01, March 4, 2013 BarneySuperDeeDuper BarneySuperDeeDuper But you have to literally save me in the basement in Burbank! 03:52, March 4, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 NO! We're keeping you in the basement, and the key was a fake. 18:14, March 4, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Don't listen to him, Barney! 22:42, March 4, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 No, seriously, we're keeping you in the basement, Barney. 01:39, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Bill Nye Fanboy, no! Please don't keep Barney in the basement! 02:05, March 5, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 1977 Bilbo: Well...

We're keeping him there anyway! 02:10, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 No you're not! 02:12, March 5, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 1977 Bilbo: Don't make me rap my ENTIRE RAP to make you lose your LIFE. 02:22, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 (rapping) If you rap to me, then I'll rap to you back!

Cause if Barney shows up to you, you will be his snack!

If he doesn't eat you up, like he doesn't do,

He'll blow you up with bombs after singing I Love You! 02:27, March 5, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 1977 Bilbo: (Re-enactment of HIS RAP ONLY, not including his 5-Second Cartoon rapping with Gollum) 02:31, March 5, 2013 Teleram Teleram Uh, BNFB, I don't think you should interfere. I think it would be hilarious to make Mariah go to Burbank (for real) and find out that Brad hasn't kidnapped Barney. 02:45, March 5, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 (1977 Bilbo leaves)

-TRIVIA: Did you know that the music for the Skylanders games was composed by none other than Hans Zimmer? 02:52, March 5, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy Dear Mariah,

I've took a picture of Barney being strapped in a huge dinner table in the basement

I've got a projector with a powerpoint playing on a screen, with some stage lights on it, so I can blind Barney's eyes

Toodles,

Brad McKinney

Barney18n-1-web 03:06, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 I think that's him rap dancing! 03:12, March 5, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy Nope, it's just me torturing him!

Do you REALLY want to go to Burbank to save him before it's too late? Edited by Bradisyourguy	 03:17, March 5, 2013 Teleram Teleram reply to #81 172.1.1.31 wrote:

-TRIVIA: Did you know that the music for the Skylanders games was composed by none other than Hans Zimmer? No offense, but...

I Don't Care(01:10) 0 views TeleramAdded by Teleram Edited by Teleram	 03:19, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Not until my birthday if my grandparents say that it's ok! If they say "no," you will get Barney to my house! 03:20, March 5, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 Oh. I just pointed it out. Now I shall forever leave Brad and Mariah's buisiness. (Teleports...)

(...two seconds into the past) 03:21, March 5, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy Then I guess you won't see your purple friend ever again! (Hey, that rhymes!)

Also, here's a picture of Barney meeting Freddy in the basement!

Your friend,

Brad McKinney

Barneykrueger 03:26, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 That's Freddy? He's got the weirdest fingers! 03:32, March 5, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy Guess what those fingers are for........

here's a hint, it's not for tickling! 03:33, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Scratching? 03:38, March 5, 2013 Bradisyourguy Bradisyourguy reply to #91 Mrosem6 wrote: Scratching? That's right!

if you mean by killing 03:40, March 5, 2013 Mrosem6 Mrosem6 Freddy, no! Don't kill Barney! 03:42, March 5, 2013 Teleram Teleram Gee, Brad sounds and behaves like SOMEONE I know... *cough* Starman *cough* Edited by Teleram	 04:58, March 5, 2013 TheStarman TheStarman I'm not Brad 22:30, March 5, 2013 TheStarman TheStarman But to me, he sounds and behaves like BNFB. 22:31, March 5, 2013 172.1.1.31 A Wikia contributor 172.1.1.31 Seriously, Brad sounds and behaves like the work of Teleram. 22:59, March 5, 2013 TheStarman TheStarman Infact, he sounds and behaves like all 3 of us. 23:04, March 5, 2013 Quote More Teleram Teleram (gasp) 23:59, March 5, 2013